Saturday 9 May 2015


oh dear

It might be time to vote.

It was.

Might you have done that?

I well might ‘ave but I couldn’t.

What do you mean? You are English, you are in England on polling day and you have a few strong opinions about who should get kicked out of office. Surely going to the bank with your kith and kin and borrowing heavily from her didn’t stop you?

Certainly not!

What was it then?

I’ve been disenfranchised.

That’s scandalous.

They don’t tell you that when you step on the ferry at Dover.

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