Wednesday, 21 October 2026

At a distant side table




At a side table, under the still waiting branches of the lime tree, two men sit.


On the table is a half empty bottle of red wine, two empty glasses and two plates of pizza.


The men are deep in conversation.


Small pieces of pizza are held between fingers like oysters, each mouthful interrupts their philosophising because the food demands equal consideration.


Further along a three-piece are improvising funk, the base player’s eyes are shut and his spirit is at one with the music. The rhythm guitarist is leading the beat, and the drummer grins like a man sharing a very funny joke.


A woman walks past, she stops and starts to film with her phone.


The two men continue their conversation.


The band change tune and begin a Bob Marley song, people at other tables sing along.


“Don’t worry, about a thing…”


The two men don’t.


They could be anywhere, such is their intent.


Though they are here.


Under the blue sky, under the tree.


Under the influence of food and wine.




Sunday, 18 October 2026

A Green Jesus.




If you’ve read any of the last eighteen years of this blog you will know what I’m about to tell you. If you haven’t, you won’t. In which case, welcome, thanks for dropping in. You can catch up if you want ... it won’t take long.


I live in France.


I’m English.


I see the word pain (bread) and I still think, ow! That hurts.


I see the word degustation (tasting) and I think, do I want to? Will it be nice or horrible?


Terroir (……) It will be!


Some part of my brain decodes the codes in an un-coded manner.


A few days previously, I was in the supermarket again and I needed some washing up liquid.


You can never have enough I find, and I like to have a bottle in reserve.


Or two.


Three.


Four would be stretching it, besides I have restricted cupboard capacity.


Anyway… a bottle of washing up liquid caught my eye.


It claimed to be made of 97 per cent natural ingredients.


Good for sensitive skins.


Concentrated (I like that in a cleaning product).


And, hidden away in smaller text - in a hundred percent recycled packaging.


But what really excited me was the name!


JE SUIS VERT.


The spacing between the letters are much smaller on the label than they are in this post.


And written as two lines.


JE SUIS.

VERT.


Is it just me?


I am at least expecting a miracle in my washing up bowl.


Perhaps a parting of the waters?