Last night I dreamt of someone’s bum!
It was a beautiful dream; it was a beautiful bum.
This morning I opened the newspaper webpage and read that a man had been arrested for the illegal importation of a buttock.
That’s a coincidence!
The article explained that said buttock was valued at two hundred and fifty thousand pounds.
Last night’s was priceless!
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2 comments:
Makes you wonder what part of Saddam Hussein would be valued most...
His family would maybe have an answer?
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