Friday, 20 January 2012

Illegally imported buttocks.


Last night I dreamt of someone’s bum!

It was a beautiful dream; it was a beautiful bum.

This morning I opened the newspaper webpage and read that a man had been arrested for the illegal importation of a buttock.

That’s a coincidence!

The article explained that said buttock was valued at two hundred and fifty thousand pounds.

Last night’s was priceless!

2 comments:

Anne Hodgson said...

Makes you wonder what part of Saddam Hussein would be valued most...

popps said...

His family would maybe have an answer?