Sunday, 18 October 2015

Face it.

there IS a face in my cheese!

 Get up in the morning same thing for breakfast…. 


 And a cup of hot freshly squeezed lime juice.  

How can freshly squeezed lime juice be hot?

You add hot water.

Then it’s a freshly squeezed lime juice – cold – with added hot water, not a hot freshly squeezed lime juice.

Well, if you are going to be pedantic it’s a freshly squeezed lime juice – room temperature – with added hot water.

Unless your room is freezing.

Well THEN it would be a freshly squeezed frozen lime juice with added hot water. Ok, I think we can start the song again… all together.

 Get up in the morning...  

 Same thing for breakfast...  

 Freshly squeezd frozen lime juice diluted with boiling water...  

 So that every mouth ... 

 Can be wet.  

 OOOH,OOOH, The original was .. 

Much better. (editorial note x)

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