Spare ribs at the fountain.

Never!

I bet you would be hungry by now... if you were still doing this 'what would you do if you went of to London for a long weekend?'  that we started a long time ago. (editorial note t)

After the film?

Yes.

Too right – we wouldn’t have had popcorn nor ice cream so a healthy appetite would be what we would have.

Restaurant nearby?

We would be right on the cusp of China Town so it would have to be dumplings and noodles, or cross the road to Soho.

Soho then?

I like dumplings and noodles, but… yes… Soho.

Big choice?

Always, so would go Tuscan.

Brochetti?

With Aubergine, and a farmhouse soup.

Soup? I thought it was spring?

The temperature would have dropped.

After the soup?

Stroll.

Where would you go?

It would have to be Trafalfgar Square, check out the Fourth Plinth.

And?

Gift Horse, just installed.

Then?

Home to bed.