The Good Ship Bitsnbobs (this blog) has been listing dangerously to starboard recently. So, in the spirit of “if you can’t beat them join them up into a list," this month – August - i am listing. This is, sort of, explained here.
This is outrageous!
I know!
It’s a scandal!!
More than that!!
A betrayal!!!
Well, you might be going a bit far there…
No! Betrayed, scandalised, outraged, that’s
what I am! It’s a misfeasance!!
What?
Misfeasance!
Eh?
I found it in the Thesaurus.
Oh.
…
What are we talking about by the way?
Eh?
What’s so outrageous?
What!!!? This!!! That!!! Sunday!!!!
Sunday?
Yes!! Last Sunday!! Where were we?!
I was in the river, but I don’t know where
you…
Exactly!!! We were listed.
What do you mean?
Look here, a list! A bloody list!! We were
replaced by a list!! And not a word of apology.
But it’s List month.
What! It’s an outrage! Sundays are
sacramount, sacrement, sac, special! They’re mine! Ours! It’s where we think
Thought of The Day - have done, will do, do do!
But it’s List month.
So, so what? I can do Lists!
You can?
I can! Here’s one – A List of Complaints
about Last Sunday!
1. Nobody asked me!
2. No body told me!
3. Nobody cared! Not one reader raised an
eyebrow and asked where I was!!
4. Not even Mary!
I think you are stretching the definition
of a list there but I see your point.
Good. So what are we going to do about it?
Well I’ll go and ask the powers that be if
we can do a list in our Thought of The Day, you go away and write some ‘thoughty’
lists, we need, er, hang on, two.
Ok.
Mary we can’t do anything about she’s her
own self.
I’ll start with a list of Mary!
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