Dandy-lying.

by my nose/ a few hours ago

Are you serious!?

I think so, yes.

You fell asleep in the grass?

It seems so.

And you say it’s because you’re tired.

Well, it’s probably because I lay down there in the first place but I think chronic tiredness was a contributing factor.

Not the blue sky, soft breeze and drone of the bees?

That too, though to be honest I was feeling brain dead.

How long were you there?

Well, that’s the thing; I’ve no idea.

Really?

It was the same day.

How could you know?

Someone would have come and kicked me, surely?

No guarantee, did anyone know you were there?

That’s also impossible to say. I would like to think so.

What happened next?

I saw this.