The other day this blog used a word that I thought
I had made up – Vodcast.
It turns out that the word already exists.
Around the same time the newspaper
published an article entitled – The Top Ten Words Invented by Writers..
Vodcast wasn’t on the list but I thought it
was a neat co-incidence.
Something to write about maybe.
When you’re tired and uninspired.
And trying to maintain a daily drivel.
All with ‘of the year’ in the title – just to
give the blog a ‘look’.
Blah, blah, blah blah.
Blah-de-blah…..
I’ve been trying to get my son to do
something.
I think I asked him to do this thing back
at the beginning of September.
He still hasn’t done it.
It’s not very difficult; I mean, I’m not
asking him to design a new rocket fuel or something.
I just want him to pick up a form, from the
secretary that he walks past at least ten times a week.
It’s now November.
Almost over.
So this week I decided to send him a text
every morning.
The text said 'Certificate.'
That was Monday morning.
Tuesday it was once early morning, once
mid-day.
Wednesday I sent it five times.
Today I started at 6.45 am.
Cccccccccccc.
7.30.
Eeeeeeeeeeeee.
8.00.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
8.24, I was in a traffic jam by now.
Ttttttttttttttt.
Around 10.05 I was free again – not that
the traffic jam was that long, I had done some gainful employment – but I couldn’t
remember where I had got up to so I think I sent Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr again.
At about 5.00p.m. I gave up wherever I was,
I think it was the second lot of Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-s
I just sent a ‘Certificate’.
Nothing.
Not a peep.
A pregnant-bloid.
A made up word, here meaning a black hole
absence.
This blog likes making up words.
I had hoped that someone at the newspaper would
have noticed.
The editor must be my son.
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