Oft ye hear.

I'm not sure why anyone reads this blog.

in fact....

I'm not sure that anyone DOES read this blog.

But in the off chance that someone does, and the reason being that it's NOT because of the blog's insightful content, ground-breaking analysis or withering political opinion....

Here's a ditty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJD7PDskq4w