You know about the archives?
I do. You are of course referring to the archived archives NOT the bit over there on the left (and down a bit) that says blog archives and
refers only to what appeared here before, aren’t you?
I am.
Then I know about them and anyone worth
their salt should also know about them.
Well, there’s been a development.
There has? Pray tell.
Ms Penny, head archivist and dragon-to-boot
always puts a cardboard box outside the door every evening as she locks up just
in case anything turns up whilst she is sleeping.
I didn’t know that.
Lucky I'm here then. Anyway, she works very long hours and sleeps even
very less, so there is rarely much in he cardboard box the next morning that
requires filing away in the extensive underground storage areas known as The
Caves.
Ah – the Caves!
And as you know most would-be contributors
are sleeping too.
zzzzSnore.
However.
Oooh. What?
This summer something happened; firstly Ms
Penny took a weekend off to sunbathe at the beach and secondly would-be
contributors woke up and made hay.
Hay?
Ms Penny came back from her bronzing and
found a cardboard box that was overflowing and a front door that was hidden by
the piles of donated archival material.
Like Tony Hanncock?
That’s a VERY obscure reference that very
few will pick up on so we could leave a link but yes, and that’s when Marina,
an unemployed ballerina from Rumania, just happened to drive up in her blue van
asking directions to Budapest.
Marina? That’s a sort of Mary?
I’ll ignore that.
One can’t ignore Mary!
Marina! Not Mary! Though it might be
Maria…. Anyhow….Ms Penny is not one to let a business initiative go by and so
before you could say “marina is a ballerina from Budapest” she had employed the
young lady, given her half of the contents of the cardboard box and front porch
and sent her off to be the first Bitsnbobs mobile archive – charged with a
mission of wandering the highways and byways looking for anyone interested in
accessing the hitherto distant archives, even most of the collection is unfinished.
And?
We caught up with her in a lay-by near an
ancient Saxon church somewhere in the lost marshes.
Where are they?
Well.... lost, but I had a quick sift through
the box.
Ah!
Hence – September’s Siftings.
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