You know those big boxes they give you at the takeaway for your pizza?
Pizza size, made of cardboard with the word
Pizza on the lid?
I was holding one the other day, walking
away from the place that has Pizza written in very big letters on the wall and I
crossed paths with a woman heading in the other direction.
She stopped and said; “Have you just got
yourself a pizza?”
“No, it’s a new laptop,” I replied.
She looked at me as if I were mad.
I put the pizza in the car and walked up to
the newsagents – I wanted a copy of The Guardian Weekly.
I picked one from the otherwise empty rack
of British newspapers – it’s usually full – and went to pay.
“It’s been three days now that we haven’t
had any from the British press”, the owner exclaimed suggesting that in some
way it was my fault.
“Maybe there hasn’t been any news”, I replied.
She looked at me as if I were mad.
A man stopped me on the way home from work.
“Have you got a light, mac?” he asked.
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2 comments:
The link didn't work but it didn't matter at all because the lyrics had the b.d. do dah band playing right away in my head.
Ah, thank you Vicki.
Third party copyright strikes again!
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