Mooning.

Politicians and bums seem to be in the news at the moment – both in the papers and these pages.

Two days ago it was Mr Putin today it’s Dominic Strauss Kahn.

What kind of name is that eh?

Ok when you read it written - but when you hear it spoken how do you know if it’s a man or a woman?

According to the news he’s a man, chasing women down a hotel corridor dressed only in a shower towel if we are to believe what we read.

Is that likely?

I can’t run anywhere in a shower towel, and this guy is over sixty!

The woman in question is under 40!

It seems like no contest if you ask me.

But maybe she was wearing clown shoes.

According to the report that I read he was next seen on a plane about to fly to an important finance meeting across the other side of the Atlantic Ocean, and a police spokesman said – “We found his mobile phone in the hotel, looked like he was in a hurry.”

Ok, clearly guilty then, or else late for his flight.

Reports didn’t say if he was still wearing the shower towel on the plane.

Now, I don’t want you think I’m taking sides here- let’s face it I never understood how a socialist could be head of the IMF and retain any integrity, but if I had been arrested every time I was late for a plane there wouldn’t be much of this blog for you to read.

And if you happen to find my mobile phone (or my letter box keys) please let me know.

I wasn’t in a hurry.

Just stupid.