From a Dialogue Discretely.

holier than thou

Bonjour.

Bonjour.

Je te connais.

Oui. (I’ve seen you before, I fancied you the first time I saw you on your bike. The second time I saw you I noticed you had a piercing on your nose, that’s sexy, now I fancy you AND find you sexy. Are you alone? You are certainly a mystery, I saw you for the first time this year, have you just moved here? I don’t know if you are French or from somewhere else so I’ll go back to speaking in French, I know you understand that. I like your hair; I would like to touch it. I want to kiss you.). Are you English?

Hello.

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