the omelette set in stone |
The other day I wrote something about how I couldn’t run 100 meters in 9.58 seconds.
Not many people can.
Today it’s omelettes.
You see, it started with mozzarella, tomato
and fresh basil for lunch.
Buffalo Mozzarella.
Then a bit of googling – (mozzarella/buffalo/mozzarella
sticks) – and I stumbled on Larry’s you-tube video.
Larry’s video is titled – ‘how to make an omelette
–easy’.
It’s thirteen minutes and eight seconds
long.
13.08!!
Here’s a link if you don’t believe me,
though honestly I don’t think there’s any other reason to watch it.
I can make an omelette.
I have done many a morning.
I even made one on stage once – a scene
that got cut after the dress rehearsal.
You don’t need thirteen minutes.
Especially if it’s the ‘easy’ version.
I guess Usain Bolt would need the eight
seconds.
I’ll time myself and get back to you
because my daughter just strolled by and said – ‘I’ve been counting.”
“M is the thirteenth letter of the alphabet.”
I couldn’t argue.
“Did you do it on purpose?”
I should point out that she’s not holding
me to account for the alphabet, just the spelling of her first name.
She was born on the 13th of the
month.
I have, incidentally, taught her how to
make an omelette.
She too doesn’t need thirteen minutes.
int/55
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