Qed.

heaven?

Well, we’re still waiting. Waiting for proof.

Proof of what?

Proof that I exist.

Well there you go.

What?

You’ve just proved it yourself.

Have i?

Yes, nothing would have happened if you hadn’t spoken first – go back to yesterday and when I said ‘hang on’.

And?

Well, then I waited – I wasn’t going to say anything  - so the fact that this is here proves that you spoke and therefore you exist.

I spoke therefore I exist?

Exactly.

But if no one heard me speak, then did i?

I heard you speak.

Did you? Or did you here yourself speak?

Look, forget it, let’s talk about something else.

The Imitation Game?

Good idea.

And a nice segue if I may say so.

You may, as long as you realise you said ‘I’ not you.