That, IF you have two cats, and that you
feed them in the morning, and they are fussy and only eat very “wet” cat food
that comes in packets of sloppy goo…..
… AND you haven’t “quite” finished getting
dressed and are still holding your nice clean, green socks but you decide that
your feline friends should be fed before your own needs have been met….
…and they are PARTICULARLY fussy this
morning and after only a few licks wander off…
…and you remember someone saying something
about flies laying eggs in the cat bowls…
… so you decide to do something about that,
which means rinsing out ANOTHER cat bowl and then placing each one on top of
the sloppy goo containing ones….
…which you do with the socks trapped under
your chin…
…and the moment that you stand up from
doing that and retrieve the socks from your neck, the neatly balled clean green
socks spill from your hands in an upward and energetic trajectory….
… what are the chances?
What ARE the chances that they will fall and NOT ONLY
displace the protective cat bowl covers but land, incredibly, IN the aforementioned
sloppy glue?
If you need to know the odds of such an occurrence…
I can tell you.
3 comments:
Cat food is well known for being magnetic to socks.
Well, they should be forced to put that on the label!
MSG = magnetic sock goo
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