Friday 2 May 2014

Risk analysis of the year.




What are the chances…

That, IF you have two cats, and that you feed them in the morning, and they are fussy and only eat very “wet” cat food that comes in packets of sloppy goo…..

… AND you haven’t “quite” finished getting dressed and are still holding your nice clean, green socks but you decide that your feline friends should be fed before your own needs have been met….

…and they are PARTICULARLY fussy this morning and after only a few licks wander off…

…and you remember someone saying something about flies laying eggs in the cat bowls…

… so you decide to do something about that, which means rinsing out ANOTHER cat bowl and then placing each one on top of the sloppy goo containing ones….

…which you do with the socks trapped under your chin…

…and the moment that you stand up from doing that and retrieve the socks from your neck, the neatly balled clean green socks spill from your hands in an upward and energetic trajectory….

… what are the chances?

 What ARE the chances that they will fall and NOT ONLY displace the protective cat bowl covers but land, incredibly, IN the aforementioned sloppy glue?

If you need to know the odds of such an occurrence…

I can tell you.

3 comments:

Lesley FW said...

Cat food is well known for being magnetic to socks.

popps said...

Well, they should be forced to put that on the label!

Lesley FW said...

MSG = magnetic sock goo