Thought of The Day 39

Blimey, what a week that was, are you all right now?

No thanks to you!

What do you mean? I’m always here for you.

Sunday maybe, but there IS/ARE six other days in the week you know.

Oh, you’re ok, apart from your grammar; you are perfectly capable of managing on your own and anyway, all those women telling you that they loved you.

Yeah?

Yeah!

One said - “stroke me”.

THAT is interesting!

She’s a CAT!

That reminds me – how would you pronounce Ghoti?

Fish.