Seven versus Three.

What I like about my new car.

 

1) It’s blue.

2) The door opens when you try to open it.

3) The passenger side window opens when a warm summer’s day invites it to be open.

4) All of the windows are manual.

5) I can’t see the bonnet when I drive, it’s like driving a wide angled screen.

6) It has a secret compartment.

7) I no longer have a number plate that is on the police list of trouble makers.

 

What I don’t like about my new car.

1)   It’s not new, except to me.

2)   The pockets on the door where you can stuff things are a bit small.

3)   I don’t know what police register the number plate is on.

 

On the balance, I’d say that’s pretty good.