I'll be seeing you.

I used to be down the other end of the market you know.

Yes, I know, this shop's definitely bigger.

We had the basement too…

Yes but it was a small basement. Why did you move?

The rent. That was four times the rent I pay now, and I have much more space.

It looks great.

Excuse the mess.

It’s not messy.

The table is, the film people were in here yesterday and they made such a mess.

It’s really not messy; what was here before?

It was a launderette. THE launderette.

No! What the one…?

Yep, where he took off his clothes.

The Levis advert.

I think it was Levis, he was definitely in his birthday suit.

Birthday suit, that’s not an expression you hear much these days.

More’s the pity.

That’s probably another.

Many mickles make a muckle.

And That’s another!

And interestingly an odd one, because – apparently- a mickle is the same as a muckle.

Really?

So I’ve heard. 

By the way, you should have a plaque up.

A plaque?

THE launderette – something like that.

Come in, get your kit off and buy some of my vintage clothes!

Buy some mickles, look great in a muckle. How much is this by the way?

350 quid.

Wow! Ok. Abyssinia.