Tuesday 17 September 2019

Maybe eh?

Don't let it bring you down, it's only....

When was the last time you had to stop for a family of wild pigs to cross the road?
(Yesterday.)
When was the last time you saw a hare?
(10 minutes later.)
When did you last see a lion?
(Well……)
A heron?
(Today.)
Your daughter?
(Too long.
At least four weeks ago.)
Your mum?
(Hmm.
36 years ago.
Seems like yesterday.)
Your dad?
(A year and a bit more.)
Your wife?
(Two weeks.)
Your son?
(This morning, but he was asleep.)
Casablanca?
The film?
Yes.
(One year and nine months.)
The full moon?
Last?
Yes.
(About 28 days ago.)
This lake?
(A few years back.)
A kingfisher?
(Five minutes ago.
I saw two!)


And the last time you saw someone comment on one of these posts?
(30th January)

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