Saturday, 29 April 2017

Fallin' for a Dog.

Madrid/March 17


Hey, you know my dog?

I do.

Sainsburys?


What’s he like?

Black.

Black?

Labrador.

How old is it?

She.

She?

5 months.

What’s she like?

She likes chewing your shoelaces.

Oh.

And paper napkins; loves them.

Ah.

And toilet paper.

Then that explains it.

What?

That I fell over and didn’t break my nose.

How come?

Fell on something soft.

You fell on Sainsburys!?


No, the toilet paper.

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