Kit-Kats and Sex

we're all going on

I was reading something recently that stated that a 30-minute run burnt up the equivalent calories of a kit-kat.

This was bad news as I had just eaten three.

On a brighter note I read that having sex burns up 144 plus calories for a similar time.

THINKING about sex must therefore be worth a couple of calories at least.

Surely?

And that reminded me of Shirley.

She used to like kit-kats.

Probably as much as the next person – me - but she always looked trim and fit.

I wonder if I still have her phone number?

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