Sunday, 18 October 2015

Face it.

there IS a face in my cheese!



♫ Get up in the morning same thing for breakfast….♫ 

Muesli.

♫ And a cup of hot freshly squeezed lime juice. ♫ 

How can freshly squeezed lime juice be hot?

You add hot water.

Then it’s a freshly squeezed lime juice – cold – with added hot water, not a hot freshly squeezed lime juice.

Well, if you are going to be pedantic it’s a freshly squeezed lime juice – room temperature – with added hot water.

Unless your room is freezing.

Well THEN it would be a freshly squeezed frozen lime juice with added hot water. Ok, I think we can start the song again… all together.

♫ Get up in the morning... ♫ 

♫ Same thing for breakfast... ♫ 

♫ Freshly squeezd frozen lime juice diluted with boiling water... ♫ 

♫ So that every mouth ...♫ 

♫ Can be wet. ♫ 

♫ OOOH,OOOH, The original was ..♫ 


Much better. (editorial note x)

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