are you Pidge? |
Hey, have you got a pen?
Why?
I need you to make a note of something.
I’ve got a lot of pens (editorial note t), just none to hand
right now and anyway, my pyjamas are on inside out.
Is that relevant?
Relevant?! I think it’s why my dreams were
so weird last night.
What’s this got to do with me needing a
pen?
You talk, I talk – that’s how ‘this’(editorial note t) works.
Hang on, how are you doing this if you
don’t have a pen?
I might have a pencil.
Have you?
Yes.
Here ?
No.
So?
I’m using my lap top.
So could you note this down before I
forget? Two names- Razzi Tuffano and Pidge Boffer.
Noted.
Thank you. Hang on .. there are two more…….
I turned the page – Raymond Scallione and Joe Bacuzzi.
Pidge Boffer’s the one surely.
Him or Razzi.
Do you think Razzi Tuffano and Raymond
Scallione know each other?
There was a right spaghetti of a chance
back in the Fifties that they did; they are standing next to each other in this photo.
Ah, the Fifties, a golden age.
When spaghetti was spaghetti.
And Maggie McNally was Maggie McNally. (Editorial note F)
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