A Spanish aside.

whatever happened to tuesday and so slow?

Can I have a quick word?

Sure.

An aside.

Aside away.

I’m out of my depth.

Come again.

I’m entering unchartered waters.

What are we alluding to here exactly.

My kids.

Your kids?

That aren’t.

Eh?

They’re not kids anymore.

Ok… and?

I don’t have a map.

What are you rambling on about?

Well I was a kid once….

We all were…

And I had parents.

Ditto.

It’s just that that’s all I have to go on and it’s so unlike whatever I have to think about today.

Is this about your daughter going to Majorca tomorrow?

Yep. She just asked me to help her hire a car because she wants to sleep in it but they don’t want to hire to under 25 year olds and she needs a credit reserve of 3000 euro and licence which isn’t clear anher driving licence is out of date because they updated them to new format ones and her’s might not have been full at the beginning anyway ‘cos they have this special apprentice driver thing going with reduced points which is over anyway but there’s something written on the licence which isn’t clear…..

You know what?

What?

Go to bed.