News.

Good News/Bad News – haven’t done it for a bit.

Good news – my “a tribute to Guy Clark” double CD set, the four tyres on the car and the bottle opener on the tree in the inside/outside room; all new but the CD set is the best.

Bad news – the homeopathic drops the doctor prescribed me, the mushrooms that have sprung up in the meadow and the shampoo sitting on the shelf; all new too but none of them proving their worth.

Good news – my son found a job.

Bad news – it’s only for 14 days.

Good news – it’s helping someone make chocolate for Christmas.

Bad news – he starts each day at 5am and needs someone to drive him there.

Good news – it could be anyone with a licence.

Bad news – it’s me.

Good news – I have a new “tribute to Guy Clark” CD to listen to in the car.

Bad news – I lent it to Martin so he could make a copy.

Good news – I might see him before Christmas.

Bad news – if the homeopathic drops start working.

Good news – if I believe they probably will.

Bad news – I’m loosing faith.

Good news – you can pretend faith.

Bad news - I’m not a good actor, I just know how to juggle.

Good news – you know where you are with me.

Bad news – you know where you are with me.

Good news - there’s no ambbiguity, just ammbidexterity.

Bad news – I can’t spell eitheer.

Good news – there won’t be any more pathetic attempts at humour like that.

Bad news – see.