The Good Ship Bitsnbobs (this blog) has been listing dangerously to starboard recently. So, in the spirit of “if you can’t beat them join them up into a list," this month – August - i am listing. This is, sort of, explained here.
So. Got a list?
No, I’ve got a loose tooth.
No, list – L I S T, not lisp.
Oh sorry, I misunderstood you.
I think this is the second time we have tried this joke.
Really? Third time lucky I guess then.
So – have you have you not?
Got a list?
Ok. Fire away.
2. Question 5.
That’s a list?
Yep – pretty topical eh?
Well - sort of, they have finished you know.
Yes, I know, this is my list of the best bits.
But last week you said you were going to do a list of Mary.
I changed my mind, you cant list Mary - she’s complex.
And the Olympics aren’t?