Friday, 20 January 2012

Illegally imported buttocks.

Last night I dreamt of someone’s bum!

It was a beautiful dream; it was a beautiful bum.

This morning I opened the newspaper webpage and read that a man had been arrested for the illegal importation of a buttock.

That’s a coincidence!

The article explained that said buttock was valued at two hundred and fifty thousand pounds.

Last night’s was priceless!


Anne Hodgson said...

Makes you wonder what part of Saddam Hussein would be valued most...

popps said...

His family would maybe have an answer?