We need to talk.
We always do, every Sunday here in THE DIGESTIVE special issues..
Whatever, look, last week and the “ a practical guide to some of life's top things” It was a bit short.
You asked for it to be short.
Yeah, but you confused us.
Well, you confused Mary – she thought number 4 was kiss, not keep it simple (kis).
Maybe it was both?
Can you do that?
Have two in one?
You tell me.
Well, it’s cheating – a top ten has to be ten, not eleven or fifteen, and the challenge for you is to have to choose 10 out of a possible infinity.
Ok, so it’s keep kisses simple.
Er, probably not, complicated kisses can be fun too.
Anyhow what was ‘keep it simple’ meant to mean?
That we over-complicate things.
Like in complicated kisses?
There’s something else.
I’ve noticed something.
Each time - except last time - that you post a “practical guide to some of etc etc etc .” you quote someone whose name you pretend you don’t remember.”
Ah, last time I quoted me, but you are making progress grasshopper.
Why do you keep repeating what i say?
It’s a motif.
So, who’ this grasshopper?
Grasshopper, you just called me that.
Then it’s you then.
Ah, grasshopper, if you don’t ever get lost, there’s a chance you may never be found.
There you go again, grasshopper!
It’s a reference to that old TV show, with, oh you know, David something.
Em, not sure, anyway …, where were we?
So, what is it?
What is it?
What is it?